ere-Made-in-My-Presence
Serene: "Serene is smart."

Lydia, to her waistline: "Are you there? Oh no! It's missing!"

Puee, during a PE lesson: "Serene, you aren't supposed to move your hands like that. It's obstruction."
Serene: "So I can't touch you?"
Puee: "No, you can touch me."

Jia Hui, after reading above blooper: "'Destruction'? You mean, Puee's suicidal too?"

Puee, during assembly: "Four-thirteen, you're right at the left. The first person stands in front, and the last person stands at the back."

Lydia: "Maybe fish eyes make you smart, because I don't eat them."

Jia Hui, to Ms Hoo: "Why'd you brush your teeth with a hairband?"

Ms Ting, on failed governments' policies: "It's like. dangling a carrot in front of a goose. That's quite good! I must remember that!"

Chim: "Audry's making eggs!"

Ting, on walking faster than others: "Well, some people have more legs!"

Jia Hui, brandishing her Bio diagram: "It's a skin!"

Shiqin, reminiscing: "When I was a girl."
Pam: "What are you now, then?"

Audry's effort to spew less profanities: "Sh*t! Oh no, I said 'sh*t'! Oh sh*t!"

Serene: "You can't have watermelon trees, right?"

Lydia, to tray of peanut cookies: "Are you cooked?"
Chim's lack of faith in Audry's culinary skills: "If I eat this will I die?"

Jia Hui, on pineapple tarts: "You mean pineapples come in little things like these?"

Jia Hui, after baking peanut cookies for half an hour: "Oh!! These are peanut cookies!"

Jia Hui: "What's a sucker?"

Chim: "You laughed, therefore you took my calculator!"

Chim: "Pei Ying, if you don't mark Serene's attendance, maybe she won't come."

Chim, on Tinky's discman: "If I touch it more, it'll become mine."

Serene: "I'll give you food if you let me molest you."

Tinky: "If Ser laughs enough, maybe she'll die."

Jia Hui: "Does 'A. Lee' stand for Serene Lee?"

Jia Hui: "Chairs should vibrate. Then fat will dissolve. That's what slime-ing centres do!"

Pei Ying: "You know, 'park' as in parking cars. Choochoo!"

Serene: "Oh look I found a mushroom! Oops. It's an angsana seed."

Serene to her latest victim: "Tinky don't worry. I won't touch you, I'll caress you!"

Serene, repeating her OBS mistake: "That's a chicken! Quack quack!"

Ting, on Serene and Audry: "They aren't alike. they're as different as peas in a pod."

Jia Hui: "What do parallel lines look like?"

Jia Hui: "Haha at me."
[long pause]
Jia Hui: "Who said 'haha at me'?"

Jia Hui, puzzling over diagrams of the reproductive system: "I'm sure I'll be better at the male one."

Shiqin: "Where's my sperm duct?"

Jia Hui: "Doesn't the foetus have gills?"

Jia Hui: "What does a boat look like?"

Serene: "I have small testes."

Pei Ying: "Hitler is British. of course, Germany is in Britain."

Lydia: "You will not quote me on that! What if everyone thinks I cannot speak English?"

Lydia: "Yay! Successful insult!"

Lydia: "I have a windy stomach. You have a problem?"

Lydia: "If I become like Puee, I. I'll go sit on the fence!"

Audry, anxious to get started on class video: "Quick! Write it down. and then. Stephrene, Michelle and Puee will do splits."

Lydia: "Isn't Germany part of the United Kingdom?"

Puee, on hearing that Li Jia got a big fluffy Eeyore: "I have the smaller Eeyores. We can start a family together!"

Miscellaneous Very-Apt-Remarks
Jia Hui, after Bio prelims: "How was I supposed to know [that the stomach secretes mucus]? I asked my stomach, but I didn't answer!"

Ting: "We're all people. Right?"

Junwan, on not using sulphuric acid: "It will kill you!"

Chim, spluttering and pointing a trembling finger at Audry: "You. you are such an Audry!"
[Audry stares in shocked silence upon the revelation of this profound truth]
Chim: "No. I mean. you're a. a Classic Audry!"

Lydia marvels: "I never knew science could be so practical!"

Clar, wailing about Lydia: "Lydia bit me! With her teeth!"

Ting: "I'm always siding with myself! Yay!"

Jia Hui: "Yay! I'm me!"

Jia Hui: "Yay! I have many bothers."

Hui Chu, on Serene: "Argh. Save me from this perverted sex maniac!"

Jia Hui, latest victim of myopia: "Puee! You're a blur blob!"

Audry in Geog class: "The men go to work in the urban areas and leave their female wives behind."

Audry, proudly displaying a Work Experience souvenir: "It's a semen sample."
Mrs Lee, aghast: "What were you doing?!"
Pam: "She was working!"

Shiqin, on her newly acquired perfume: "It's moonflower!"
Puee: "But there are no flowers on the moon!"

Lou: "Chewing is so tiring."

Li Jia, on how the great Leibniz got to travel extensively: "He rowed a boat?"

Jia Hui, on the inconveniences of clothing: "After you unbutton then you have to button again, so tiring!"

Serene: "Ow! My fats hurt!"

Ms Ting, to Serene: "You dirty woman, you!"