Monday, July 26, 2004 @8:56 AM
Can sheep swim, and do they mow their grass in the countryside?
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Who is Nappy bonbon?!
Rob - if you studied you'd know that Robespierre condemned Danton for being a hardcore drunkard/womanizer/party animal < naturally Wuzhuanghui's Republic of "Virtue" happily condones all these=]
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So I borrow Serene's Italy/Germany notes to study, and while Sheryl's in the middle of the 1964 elections and Cat with her econs, Italian history whizzes through my head like so:-
"Napoleon ....................... Mazzini...................... Mazzini........................ Carbonari...................... (pasta sauce)................. Revolutions..................... Louis Napoleon................ Piedmont............... Piedmont............. Piedmont........................ Piedmont........................ Piedmont................"
Obviously not going very well, so I decide to fast-forward to Germany where I hope things are marginally more interesting.
Serene, protesting against my skipping pages: "You can't do that!"
Me: "Aiyah. Italy boring. Never mind lah."
Serene, indignantly: "What 'never mind lah'?!"
At this point a huge gust of wind blows in and quite literally flips the notes I'm holding so that the pages turn back (like those movie shots where they want to go back in a story or sth) ALL THE WAY BACK TO BLOODY MAZZINI.
Serene, grinning: "I think it's a sign."
Back to square one.