Tuesday, June 15, 2004 @11:35 PM
AAAHHHH. It don't get any worse if you're a Laker. Respec' to the PISTONS though =D Am so glad I didn't bet on this; it's a 24 point game now :X
Then again, like Andre said, they so deserve to lose- and the Pistons thoroughly deserve their rings- unfortunately so does Malone=]
Sports fever in June > never bet on the damned Kahn and Co. to keep a clean sheet when they're a goal up. Darn I would've won if it weren't for van Nistelrooy. :/
Monday, June 14, 2004 @1:14 PM
ZH is a threat to the moral well-being of our country. (Read below) In addition, he likes the equation "balls+muud+sweat+men.in.very.tight.shirts". And they send
him to attend a global leadership conference!
[christina] in time of daffodils > humanz party tentatively postponed to fri says:
*
tsk* i knew you were planning to get your hands on porn anyways.
[snr] l(a // le / af / fa // ll // s) / one / l // iness [xXx] says:
yeah.
thinking of how to do so without getting shamed.
[christina] in time of daffodils > humanz party tentatively postponed to fri says:
put it in your roommate's bag.
[snr] l(a // le / af / fa // ll // s) / one / l // iness [xXx] says:
hmm.
but when i return to singapore?
[christina] in time of daffodils > humanz party tentatively postponed to fri says:
geddit back la!
[snr] l(a // le / af / fa // ll // s) / one / l // iness [xXx] says:
i mean, security's tight with osama strolling around.
when i return to singapore,
andthe police stop me,
thinking i'm a terrorist.
they open mybag,
only to discover ..
[christina] in time of daffodils > humanz party tentatively postponed to fri says:
that you aren't a terrorist =D
[snr] l(a // le / af / fa // ll // s) / one / l // iness [xXx] says:
but a pornographer.
bad enough.
[christina] in time of daffodils > humanz party tentatively postponed to fri says:
they;ll discover tt you just aren't an innocent boy who thinks bunnies are cute and fluffy woodland creatures=D
[snr] l(a // le / af / fa // ll // s) / one / l // iness [xXx] says:
...
that's keith.
Sunday, June 13, 2004 @10:10 AM
I'm hooked on the Black Eyed Peas'
Let's Get It Started=D Am an NBA fan, at least until the Finals series end and regular season starts again *yawns* Believe Pistons shouldn't stop Lakers from tying East's record for 6 championships in a row. If only the Lakers would get their act together.
Hahahah irrelevant ramblings about sports from a sedentary animal:)
Cheap humour from Tinky (chainsteal!)-
Excerpted from
an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a
bank robbery on March 2.
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their
efforts at disabling the security system got underway
immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or
two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were
surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout
the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and
inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla
pudding. As recorded on the bank's recording system,
one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat."
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also
contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process
continued until all safes were opened.
They did not find a single pound sterling, a diamond,
or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes
contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each
leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably
full stomach.
The newspaper headline read:
IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS
MORNING...
@9:49 AM
GAH. In case my million smses didn't get through>
HUMANZ Party is POSTPONED to FRIDAY (tentatively)
Same time, same place (Chez Keith, near Lakeside MRT, or meet at the station at 615)
Thanks to everyone who spent 5 cents to RSVP!
