Friday, April 16, 2004 @8:50 AM
ZH, on what dreams are made of: "
One day I'll win the Booker Prize."
Me: "
But your literary capacity only extends as far as FHM."
ZH, after a few seconds of deep thought: "
That's not true. There's Sports Illustrated and MAXIM as well."
Monday, April 12, 2004 @3:37 AM
Hello Jan!:)
Okay... Damage control... Estelle has informed me that it's really
niangniangqiang and I know Jo will laugh her head off if she sees this :X I assure everyone that the A2 for HCL on my O-Level cert is not a printing error (hmm wait I can't be that sure, can I).
Even though I'd like to claim to be allergic to Mondays, it always seems that we get the most laughs in school on Mondays:)
Sheryl, contritely: "
I'm sorry I got caught for being late, Mr Perry."
Mr Perry: "
What, are you sorry for being late, or sorry for getting caught?"
Mr Perry, later: "
So, Sheryl, what occured to you to hide behind the tutors' room?"
(At this point Eng Siang makes random caustic comment about how she could've just gone inside, etc.)
Sheryl: "
But that's where I always hide when I come late!"
FUNFACT Sheryl wrote an essay entitled "Honesty is the best policy"; Khoonliat and I had a theory that she was
zuozeixinxu because she had a coughing fit immediately after she finished writing it.
During math today, Serene put on a very act-cutesy face.
Sheryl, heart melting: "
Ohhh... So cute."
Me: "
Cute, your head."
Serene, immediately understanding me but brightening up later and turning to Sheryl with a beam: "I think she means that my head is cute."
Serene, after I installed her picture to pop up on my phone when she calls me: "
I'll set my phone on autodial... I'll call you every half and hour!"
Chengwei, reeling from shock after seeing Zhuang's PC grade: "
You... gave him a B?"
Mr Perry: "
So what?"
Chengwei: "
But he wrote about gays!"
