Joke.
Have you heard the one about the man who dug three holes in his garden to get water?
No?


Well, well, well.



Mr Chai, on integration: "It's quite easy. You have to think."

Em: "How come this is pi over four and I have one-quarter pi... Oops!"

Khoon Liat, after Fuzzy apparently said something very unfunny which I didn't hear: "Was that supposed to be an attempt at a joke?"

Someone please remind me over and over again that it's actually 2004 now. I just embarrassed myself by sending my lovely class a timetable with all the dates 2003-ed. And Khoon Liat had to notice it >.<

Hate Math. Hate History. At least until after Monday.

SCHOOL SOUNDBITES

Serene, on leadership: "There's Mussolini, and Hitler, and Tan Huixin."

Mr Miles, on our history test (GAH): "Next Monday. The coming Monday."
Chengwei, asking for it to be postponed: "The Monday after that?"
Mr Miles: "The Monday after that, you'll have done your test a week ago."

Mr Barnard, on the record intake of RG girls: "It must be my charm."

There were more, but my memory fails me:( Nevertheless, it reminded me for about ten seconds why I was glad to be back in school. Then, of course, Math Lecture happened.

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODYYYYYYY =)

Had a ball on NYE at Eng Siang's pad (haha I've finally seen it), unfortunately didn't see the pink bedsheets:)
Food glorious food:) Ok none of us ate that much (could have something to do with the fact that we're all girls) except one WZH, who arrived late and made up for it by trying valiantly to finish what none of us could.

Other things in between:
- ZH's stupid card tricks.
- CW's card tricks, which were even s*upider because they didn't even work:)
- ES' BIRTHDAY BASH! The git will claim that it was never meant to be a birthday party, but of course that didn't stop us:) If he's reading this, hope he likes his pressie!
- Pirates. Of the Caribbean, not selling pirated VCDs as Estelle thought:) Thought the ending was disappointingly anticlimatic-- who on earth lets the bad guy go? You're supposed to fail miserably in getting him and the bad guy gets the last laugh as the good guy (or Commodore) looks loserly. Movie saved spectacularly by the hilariously-effeminate-androgynous Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow, who sashayed his way outta many a danger :P With kohl-lined eyes, too.
- H*ineken session in some obscure corner, punctuated very loudly by shrieks and laughter. Wasn't there, but sounded like they had hell lotta fun!
- New Year Resolutions. As always.
- Peanut-munching-cum-bubblegum-blowing session by the pool, amidst Happy-New-Year-phonecalls and smses. Estelle cooked up this theory that the first person calling you was giving you good luck for the new year, and somehow it took off when we started spreading our luck around.

After a crash course in astrology with ES and arguing over what time it was (the ever-resourceful Cat diallied 1711 and resolved our little dispute), we had a quiet lil' countdown (someone refused to blast the radio, and someone else hated TV countdowns) standing on rocks in the garden. At 12 we released these helium-filled balloons into the sky, and ours (Estelle, CW, me) flew the highest! :) It wasn't the noisiest new year I've had, but definitely one worth remembering. There are some things better left unposted (and some things I have no idea about 'cos I didn't play the spas hand game:), but overall funfunfun:)

Photos are in. Where do I put them? Here?

See you people tomorrow. Gee, I have to get used to the fact that it's now 2004, because I still cannot believe we're starting school TOMORROW (push panic button) Cat's online but doing Math, which makes me feel veryveryvery guilty because I abandoned Integration Tutorial (?) after the first question (haha no CW, I didn't even get as far as Trapezium Rule). I can hear my New Year Resolutions clinking in the trash can.

I HAVE FINISHED OTHELLO ESSAY! :):):)

Have you ever heard ZH go gaga over someone before? Here's our resident smooth-talker at some beautiful girl's feet!

[xXx] in no simple language. says:
she is the ultimate supreme female being that has ever walked this planet. she just rocks my socks.

I hate Math. I absolutely abhor it. I hate doing Math tutorials. I'd gladly drop Math if only the alternative wasn't Hongloumeng's kinky trysts.

One wise quote:
"If Math were a religion, I'd condemn it as a heretic and burn it on a stake."
-- Koh Tong-Kai

(Don't deny it ZK, I have it archived amongst my Math-lecture-notes-doodlings!)

I hate Othello too, but Othello over Math any day, pending a sudden change of heart, i.e. straight As for Math next year or no more tutorials, neither of which will happen anytime soon.

S'rene: I don't get you! And why are you on nickname basis with everyone? It's Dessie, now it's Jamie (hey, both are dead!). What next?

My room is a repository of Othello essay drafts failed Math tutorial good educated literature junk. I live in a pigsty.
My Shameless Seamus Heaney is residing somewhere on my shelves in mint condition. Now to find it before my A-Levels.

If When I learn how to drive, I wanna get a big BMW convertible and cruise down the freeway with Good Charlotte blasting out my eardrums. I am such a friggin' dreamer.

Char Yip, poking at the green furry surface of the fac notice boards (S7 had stripped their paper off): Eh, they got such nice paper here!

christina
between the road and new york city


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