Friday, October 31, 2003 @5:57 AM
HAPPY HALLOWE'EN!
This is what I get for trying to spread holiday cheer.
Me: "
Happy Hallowe'en!"
Eng Siang: "
Pagan."
Me: "
Happy Hallowe'en, Eng Siang!"
ES: "
Heretic."
And for trying to be nice.
Me: "
Move it lah ES. I'd kick you in the shins but I'm being nice today."
ES, not budging: "
Oh. Okay. Thanks."
Have you heard the one about Serene and her CAT? They play Cat-and-Miles games. :D
In the spirit of Hallowe'en (yes, ES wasn't invited), Sheryl asked Zhuang Hui whether we could go trick-or-treating at his house. What she got was: "
Okay. I'll come to the door in my sarong and scratching my chest like a dirty old man. And you'll hear lots of women making noises in the background."
Hmm. Making noises without ZH? Time to worry ;) Or maybe ZH brought over Shu Ping's "stimulator" from the Science Centre today! Cheap thrill, only $6 a ride. Serene, Fuzzy and Jo went to check it out today!
Thursday, October 30, 2003 @10:02 AM
Serene and I have two more career options! We could either be a) clairvoyants, or b) career guidance cousellors. Cat's already prophesised ZH regretting whatever decision he makes on his S-papers (the 64 million dollar question to be answered today), and we've picked his S-papers for him by drawing lots on bits of paper. Lit/Econs was the order of the day, and even further verified by Esther, who picked exactly the same bits of paper we did!
Even better-- Serene's recommended Huixin for a course in parenting and home economics, with a minor in agriculture/rice planting in Zimbabwe (somehow I doubt that Africans subsist on rice).
Wednesday, October 29, 2003 @8:05 AM
I don't think I've been in a more dirty-minded class than this one. I unearthed my 6L yearbook, and read these pages where Jo thoughtfully complied everyone's opinions of everyone else. I think the most-frequently-used words were "dirty" and "irritating". Or something like that. Which reminds me. I've been commissioned by Pet to excavate my NYPS yearbook from deep dark recesses of under-my-bed. But back to the point.
Classmate #1: "Eng Siang has a big nose."
Classmate #2: "Everything about him is big lah!"
ES, after a moment of consideration: "No lah. Not everything."
A long discussion ensues about, erm, size, punctuated by (mostly Jo's) snickers and (probably) Pet's (silent) convulsions.
Monday, October 27, 2003 @5:15 AM
There's nothing quite like getting your promo results back to give you a good slap in the face and teach you some lessons. Or at least, it taught me some stuff, not least of all how socially inept I am when it comes to emotional stuff because I lack so much of it. >_<
But on a lighter note, since dear Smart Chengwei demanded I blog about her house, here goes:
Chengwei has a piano in her house. Apparently it's a favourite pastime of her guests to wander around the house trying to find it. I must say, for someone who loves playing the piano so much, it's quite unflattering to find the treasured musical instrument residing in a dark dingy room right next to the toilet.
ZHUANG HUI AND ENG SIANG ARE AFRAID OF DOGS. NOT JUST DOGS, BUT CHENGWEI'S DOGS, WHICH HAPPEN TO BE EITHER A) VERY FRIENDLY AND SWEET-TEMPERED OR B) HALF BLIND. But once the guys stepped into the house, sweet dear Becky (or wassit Lady??) started barking like mad. And being the brave valiant souls they are, Zhuang Hui and Eng Siang scuttled up the stairs. These are the soldiers who are going to be defending our country in two years. I swear, something has to be done.
Played a brief game of Cluedo with Pet and ZH. It was Mr Green in the ballroom with the... I forget.
More to some later if my memory doesn't fail me!:)
To Zhuang Hui or whoever else The Matrix might be (I don't care, Eng Siang or Pet or whoever): You lousy thing. I hope you crash or short circuit or something.
Sunday, October 26, 2003 @5:30 AM
We really ought to include Pet's group in our acknowledgements. Free entertainment and inspiration.
You have entered The Matrix. Watch out for
Revolutions.
Sun Baked says:
you foolish mortals.
do you really think the world you live in now, is real?
can you truly differentiate reality from illusions?
hahahahaha!
~Summer Joy~Winter's Angel says:
of course.
illusion: zhui is doing work
reality: he's a lousy malingerer with nothing to do cos his group mates don't trust him
Sun Baked says:
do you really think i am zhuang hui?
~Summer Joy~Winter's Angel says:
I do not care
Sun Baked says:
as usual.
mortals with limited thinking capacities.
fools!
The Matrix is a complexed system of programmes and sequences,
designed to confuse the simple mortal mind.
yours.
~Summer Joy~Winter's Angel says:
not all mortals have thinking capacities
just look at the mirror
and you'll see one such living example
Sun Baked says:
deluded fool.
i told you, i am not human.
i am beyond your understanding.
i am the central system which controls all functions in The Matrix.
pick the red pill, or the blue pill.
~Summer Joy~Winter's Angel says:
oh shut up
we're doing serious work!
unlike whoever you are
... Our PW session in a nutshell.
